[FORUM WEAPON] "Be careful not to choke on your aspirations."

FORUM WEAPON There's nothing that could've changed the path he was on

[FORUM WEAPON] "It's so sad he never did anything with his life."

[FORUM WEAPON] "What'd I win?" "A trip to the red zone."

[FORUM WEAPON] "It's an unhealthy rebound date, but I'll take it."

[FORUM WEAPON] ♫Everyone you know is a molester♫

[FORUM WEAPON] "Describe this perp."

[FORUM WEAPON] "Take it in the ass and die!"

[FORUM WEAPON] "Grab his dick and twist it! The old dick twist!"

[FORUM WEAPON] "We're gonna find him and fuck his shit up!"

[FORUM WEAPON] "We're not the same. I'm an American, you're a sick asshole."

[FORUM WEAPON] "Fuck you very much."

[FORUM WEAPON] "Take it easy, Mary."

[FORUM WEAPON] "Get off my hole!"

[FORUM WEAPON] "Well, I guess so."

[FORUM WEAPON] "I think we have a critic."

[FORUM WEAPON] "F@gg*t shit!"

[FORUM WEAPON] "See, this is what I'm talking about."

[FORUM WEAPON] "Personally, I think they're for pussies and f@gg*ts."

[FORUM WEAPON] "Maybe if you wrote it in fucking English, I could fucking understand it."

[FORUM WEAPON] "Pardon me, but that's bullshit."

[FORUM WEAPON] "I'm just standing up for my rights as a consumer."

[FORUM WEAPON] "Fucking f@gg*ts!"

[FORUM WEAPON] "Well, I guess you're out of luck, aren't you?"

[FORUM WEAPON] "I was willing to mind my own business, but you couldn't leave it alone, could you?"

[FORUM WEAPON] "Fuck you, pal!"

[FORUM WEAPON] "They're great for stomping qu33rs."

[FORUM WEAPON] "You are a cunt."

[FORUM WEAPON] "I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the high whine of your shining trust fund."

[FORUM WEAPON] "You better not be jacking off to the Japanese comics, I swear to God."