I sold my home to open a new card shop

I got rich ripping scales off fish

I got hired to listen to space and try to survive

I killed 1,000,000 potatoes and this happened

I'm being hunted by a demon for grave robbing

I tortured this stickman to get rich

I spent 100,000 years evolving soldiers

I spent 1000+ days on this egg to break reality

I battled an attack helicopter as a squirrel

I smuggled space contraband in my truck

I waged war on every potato in the world

This spider caused $5,000 in property damage

I earned millions with my own dinosaur park

How I made a fortune by breaking blocks

I commanded robot ants to conquer planets

Don't give squirrels explosive weapons..

I am a god who must protect humanity

I dug to the planets core for rare ores

This spaceship is an expert killing machine

I spent $100 making the ultimate soldier

I gave a squirrel a gun

I spent 10 hours getting upgrades to fight this boss

This boss had to fight me and my 50 upgrades

I can never kill again I must only parry

The only way to save my beer is to die

I fought giant monsters to get rare ore

I abused heroes for money in my own dungeon

I used cats for free labor to earn millions

I merged my tools to reality breaking levels

I made my own drugs to buy a gold helicopter