Scruffy loves MILK

Angelic Bubbles

As harp music softly plays, Scruffy demonstrates his rapid breathing technique.

Crocker finds 𝐏𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀!

Oh my, Scruffy! Oh! OM! OM!

Jessica defeats the mercenary, Memnon the Mountain (no commentary)

Jessica and Cheeseburger (her tamed bear) complete a bounty on bandits, with a SURPRISE ending!

Jessica boards and sinks 2 ships, then takes out a military camp (with commentary)

Jessica sinks a mercenary trireme and other ships, then kills the person who placed the bounty

Jessica completes a bounty on Athenian soldiers and then wipes out a military camp (no commentary)

Jessica completes a quest, is attacked by an angry bear, accepts more quests and fights wild boars

Jessica kills an Athenian Leader and wipes out a fort (no commentary)

Jessica completes a timed contract on a mercenary and Cheeseburger is an ASSHOLE! (with commentary)

Jessica discovers a new sync point, kills MANY civilians, and defeats a mercenary (no commentary)

Jessica explores a tomb in Assassin's Creed Odyssey (with commentary)

Jessica defeats a mercenary in Assassin's Creed Odyssey, completing the bounty (no commentary)

Jessica sinks 1 Merchant ship and 4 Pirate ships in Assassin's Creed Odyssey (no commentary)

Jessica fights for Athens in an Assassin's Creed Conquest Battle (with commentary)

Jessica kicks ass and boards a ship in a sea battle in Assassin's Creed Odyssey (with commentary)

Jessica drowns innocent civilians in Assassin's Creed Odyssey (with commentary)

Scruffy decided to get a real Christmas tree this year!

The Scruff Chicken sings "Let it Go" from the movie "Frozen"

The Power of the Chicken God! (part 2)

Daisy, Daisy - Beautiful Nursery Rhyme Song and Video (* but definitely NOT for kids)

Happy Birthday Rover!

Startup Sound

Let's jump rope with a T-Rex!

YEEOWWW!!!

Fart Generating Gummy Man

FLUID ENTANGLEMENT